Vicky FastForward

✨ ABOUT VICKY FASTFORWARD ✨

"Fast Forward to Slay" - because life's too short for bad makeup and boring villains

Hey there, gorgeous ghouls! I'm Vicky Fastforward - your resident scream queen of style, horror movie historian, and the girl who can execute a perfect smoky eye while psychoanalyzing fictional serial killers. Born in '94 but with a soul vintage stamped 1985, I'm living proof that you can love both "Come On Eileen" and "Scream" with equal passion.

When I'm not busy being the fabulous voice of reason to my time-traveling boyfriend Johnny Rewind (yes, that's his real situation and yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds), you'll find me curating the perfect blend of horror wisdom and beauty expertise that you never knew you needed.

What makes me qualified to rule your feed?

• I own every horror movie from 1978-1999 on VHS (streaming is for peasants)

• My makeup routine is a 45-minute ritual that could survive a supernatural encounter

• I've analyzed more fictional killer psychology than most film school graduates

• My hair defies both gravity and several laws of physics

• I can deliver soul-crushing sarcasm while looking absolutely stunning

  
  

  You're here for: Horror movie breakdowns that actually make sense, beauty tutorials that work in apocalyptic scenarios, relationship advice from someone dating across dimensions, '80s music deep cuts that'll upgrade your playlist, and enough sass to power a small city.

My expertise: Final girl survival tactics, villain psychological profiles, contouring that could cut glass, and navigating love when your boyfriend thinks time heists are a legitimate career path.

Currently blogging from my glitter-bombed apartment shrine to scream queens while "Safety Dance" plays on repeat.