Johnny Rewind

𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆. ⏪💀

Time traveler stuck in all the wrong decades. Curator of the last surviving video store in this dimension. If you need me, I'll be in aisle 7 alphabetizing the horror section or defending my high score at the arcade.

Professional ghost hunter (analog ghosts only). I can hear your tracking problems from a mile away.

My Walkman never stops and neither do I. Currently on my 47th listen of the Drive soundtrack this week.

Credentials include: surviving the Satanic Panic, saving 37 games on a single memory card, and once finding a rare Japanese VHS that supposedly doesn't exist.

Don't ask me about streaming services unless you want to see a grown man cry neon tears. The future is in the past, and baby, I'm the only one with the map back.

"Be kind, remember to rewind, and trust no one born after 1999."

📼 Available for VCR repair, mixtape emergencies, and midnight synth jams.