WTF Moments: Miami Connection (1987)

An excerpt from VHS Fever Dreams, part of The Bad Movie Chronicles by Johnny Rewind.

The Shirtless Training Montage: Five grown men do synchronized Taekwondo in jean shorts for THREE FULL MINUTES.

"Father??" A character discovers his long-lost father in literally the last five minutes of the film, for absolutely no narrative reason.

Random Acts of Violence: A man gets his arm chopped off, and the arterial spray looks like someone opened a fire hydrant filled with ketchup.

Read the full chapter, with the drinking game and the awards, in VHS Fever Dreams.

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