Chupacabra: Dark Seas (2005): John Rhys-Davies, a Cruise Ship, and a Very Confused Cryptid

By Johnny Rewind | Nostalgia Navigator

Chupacabra: Dark Seas is a 2005 Sci-Fi Channel original in which a chupacabra — the legendary Latin American cryptid rumoured to drain the blood of livestock — gets loose on a cruise ship. John Rhys-Davies is the ship's captain. He delivers every line with the gravity of a man who has been in Lord of the Rings and is absolutely not going to let a chupacabra film change his standards. The creature is CGI and looks like a confused iguana. Passengers are killed in staterooms, corridors, and the buffet area. The buffet area attack is the film's creative peak.

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Be kind. Rewind. Avoid the buffet.