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Vintage School Computers: Reliving the Wild Chaos of Early Labs
When Floppy Disks Ruled and Chaos Reigned: The Wild West of Early School Computer Labs
Relive the chaotic glory of vintage school computers and early computer lab memories. From floppy disk disasters to dial-up adventures, explore how retro classroom computing created unforgettable educational technology experiences for Gen X students.

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


Airbrush T-Shirt Nostalgia: The Kiosk Craze of the 80s & 90s
Neon Nightmares and Glitter Dreams: The Cringe-Worthy Glory of Mall Airbrush Kiosks
Relive the tacky magnificence of 80s and 90s airbrush t-shirt kiosks. From flaming skulls to pastel dolphins, explore how mall kiosk culture created unforgettable (and regrettable) fashion statements that defined vintage mall nostalgia.

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


EVIL DEAD FRANCHISE: FROM B-MOVIE CABIN TO MULTIMEDIA EMPIRE
How Sam Raimi turned $90,000 and a cabin into Evil Dead's 40-year multimedia empire. From chainsaw hands to 'Groovy!' catchphrases - discover why this B-movie franchise still slays. Shop smart, read smarter.

Johnny Rewind
5 min read


The Psychology Behind Jason Voorhees: Silent But Deadly Attractive
By Vicky Fastforward Listen up, buttercups – we need to have a serious conversation about the most underrated heartthrob in horror...

Vicky FastForward
5 min read


Rating Horror Movie Makeup Artists: Who Kept the Scream Queens Gorgeous?
By Vicky Fastforward Listen up, buttercups – we need to have a serious conversation about the unsung heroes of horror cinema. While...

Vicky FastForward
5 min read


Final Girl Beauty Secrets: How to Look Flawless While Fighting for Your Life
By Vicky Fastforward | Fast Forward to Slay Blog Listen up, buttercups! Your girl Vicky has spent YEARS studying the masters and their...

Vicky FastForward
3 min read


OBSCURE CEREAL FAILURES: THE BREAKFAST EXPERIMENTS THAT WENT TOO FAR
A Johnny Rewind Deep Dive into Sugary Disasters That Should Have Stayed in the Laboratory Welcome to the breakfast table of broken...

Johnny Rewind
9 min read


HAPPY MEAL HORRORS : THE FASTFOOD TOYS THAT DEFIED LOGIC
A Johnny Rewind Deep Dive into Promotional Plastic Nightmares That Somehow Passed Quality Control Welcome to the cardboard box of...

Johnny Rewind
10 min read


Dangerous Toys: Surviving Lawn Darts & Lead Paint
A Johnny Rewind Deep Dive into Childhood Death Traps That Built Character Welcome to the Thunderdome, but with MORE lawsuits and WORSE...

Johnny Rewind
8 min read


The Death of Arcade Games: A Love Letter to Retro Gaming, 80s Nostalgia, and the Lost Temple of Quarters
Insert quarter to continue... oh wait, you can't. The arcade is dead. Not "mostly dead," not "in decline"—straight-up flatlined....

Johnny Rewind
3 min read


Transformers Movie Optimus Death Trauma: Saturday Morning Cartoons That Scarred Us For Life | '80s Animation PTSD
Rewind that trauma, kids. Saturday mornings were supposed to be safe. Cereal bowls, pajamas, and cartoons that wouldn't make you question...

Johnny Rewind
3 min read


CEREAL KILLERS: THE SUGAR-COATED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE OF BREAKFAST MASCOTS
Well, well, well... if it isn't the future calling! Gather 'round the rabbit-eared radiation box, fellow survivors of the analog...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


Public Access Television History: The Wild West of Broadcasting That Made Wayne's World Look Tame
Public access television (PATV) is often regarded as the hidden gem of broadcasting, and diving into public access television history...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


Rediscovering the Forgotten Creepy Retro Arcade Games That Haunt My Childhood
As a child of the 80s and 90s, I spent countless weekends glued to the flickering screens of arcade machines. The clang of coins dropping...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


Skip It Toy 90s Nostalgia: An Exclusive Interview with the Designer Behind Childhood's Most Beloved Ankle Destroyer
As a child of the 90s, the playground was my kingdom, filled with toys that inspired joy and competition. Among them, the infamous Skip...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


Why Saturday Morning Cartoons Were the Best Part of My Childhood Adventure
Growing up in the late 80s and early 90s, Saturday mornings were a magical time. The moment I tuned into my favorite animated shows,...

Johnny Rewind
3 min read


The Disco Dinosaur Dance Craze: Vintage Dance Crazes That Took 1987 by Storm
In 1987, the world was grooving to the beats of pop, rock, and the infectious rhythms of disco. With its neon colors, wild fashion, and...

Johnny Rewind
5 min read


80s Cult Films: The Golden Age of Midnight Movie Marathons
Ah, the magic of late-night TV! For those who grew up during the '70s, '80s, and early '90s, the allure of midnight movie marathons was...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read


90s Christmas Punk Music: The Lost Grinch Pop-Punk Holiday Album
For anyone who lived through the grunge-soaked decade of the '90s, few things capture that era's rebellious spirit quite like pop-punk...

Johnny Rewind
5 min read


Exploring the Fascinating World of B-Movie Posters: My Visual Journey Through Retro Art and Cult Film Aesthetics
When we think of the film industry, blockbuster hits and A-list stars often take center stage. However, a vibrant world exists beneath...

Johnny Rewind
4 min read
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